| M athematics Cannot Lie: "All-New Vertical Jump Secrets Will Pack On A Bare Minimum Gain Of 8-14 Inches In Just The First 60 Days... Or All-Star Trainer Will PAY YOU $100 Dollars Cash!" Newswire - for immediate public release. Wednesday, 9.39am: The accidental discovery of a mathematical set-and-rep formula for easily increasing anyone's vertical jump has been hailed as: "the greatest advance in vertical jumping technology"; "the defining point between performance enhancement of yesterday and performance enhancement of tomorrow"; and even... "worthy of a Nobel prize". Due to this world-first combination of mathematics and science, any athlete of any capacity can now -- for the very first time -- literally "plot-and-predict" fast, safe and easy gains in vertical jump and as much as double their vertical jumping ability. Amazingly, this often means your body is forced to "unlock" gains that were already stored in it from the poor programs or regimes that didn't work for you... and once your personal, individualized >>Read more... |
